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MINISTER SPLEEN AND HIS THREE BLIND MINISTERS

 

 

Three blind ministers see how they run

they all ran after their Minister Spleen

a sight to believe if not to be seen

 but unfortunately his face can always be seen

you can rely on the ABC to effect this scene

and when he can't be seen he can be heard

from the breakfast show

to all other shows in between

 

SIMON SAYS

 

The above verse did not win a Pulitzer Prize but then of course neither did the ALP win the last Federal election.   Suffice to say I am getting very annoyed at continually having my radio - which is always tuned in to 747 3LO - waking me up to the sound of Spleen's voice. 

Last Friday the 13th was the last straw when Simon Says fools me into believing he was only going to speak to Spleen about him being the No. 1 Ticket Holder for the Kangaroos.

Funny ha ha Red - all dressed up in your finest just for that - and to make matters even worse he was still on your programme after the 7-30 news slot.

Symon Says and Symon does - or should it be monkey do monkey does.

I was always under the impression that it was during election mode equal time was a fair go for all parties concerned - get a life Aunty the election has finished and no matter how hard you try to convince your listeners that the ALP ARE NOT THE OPPOSITION PARTY the harder you make it on yourselves to be believed.

Update - 28/11/03 - It is to be hoped that one of Minister Spleen's three blind ministers does not succeed him.  Unfortunately as I update this page we only have 'Fuddy Duddy Ruddy', 'Hate em Lathem' and 'Sleazy Beazley'.   God help Australia!!!  Yes I admit I am not an ALP Supporter.

Update -  4/12/2006 - Two down, one to go.

Update - 10/12/09   Capitalism Turns Communism

"In your boot - that's what I say" -  Rose C Taylor 14/09/02

 

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